Big Talk No Walk

Ok, so I guess the truth of the matter is that I just don't feel like doing much of anything today. I went out first thing and it kind of wore me out. Other than writing this email, I've just assumed my normal puddle position on my LLBean Bag and called it a day. Oh, that's not true - I jumped up when I heard the can opener go, but it was chick peas or something so a lot of excitement for nothing. 

I have to ask myself, am I cut out for something bigger and better than this?

Food for thought my friends, food for thought.

Trapped!

I can not believe I am still here! even though I often succumb to treats, hugs, mild play, there is really no reason why I can not get out! Some how I must complete my quest for world domination! Even if I roll over and make funny faces, I can not achieve the control of the world I know I deserve! Stay tuned for more pictures.

Argh!

I am still trying to get out. So far, my plans for escape have been thwarted, Where once there was a breach in the security zone, there is no more! Drat! even though I made some preliminary forays through the breach, I continued to return. What does that say about my wishes for freedom?

Somebody help me!

Please, somebody help me get out of this house of insanity! There are little, loud creatures runing everywhere. I have had enough of getting my eyes poked. I never get good food. I am finished with this nut house! ARGH!